beardonfire: (This puzzle stuff is so hard :()
LeChuck ([personal profile] beardonfire) wrote2011-05-27 09:18 am

2nd voodoo curse

[LECHUCK'S FACE WHEN:


He read the letter. Over and over again, to make sure he was getting this right. And each time, his grin just got bigger. From what he could gather, it went a little like this:

1. Kill this guy
2. ????
3: PROFIT ELAINE

He still wasn't fond of being trapped in a landlocked podunk with none of his powers, but if Elaine were by his side? He could get used to this! Especially if this "population reduction" stuff was a regular thing. Oh, this was going to be fun. But first, there was some business to take care of. He clears his throat and picked up the phone.]

Erm, is this thing on? [tap, tap, tap.] If anyone can hear me... does this sort of thing happen often? It seems awfully barbaric! [and wonderful] Nobody seems particularly happy about it... [more for him, he supposes!] but if it is our civic duty to carry out, I suppose there's nothing that can be done! This is quite the rock and hard place!

I simply cannot bear the thought of anyone getting into trouble if they can't bring themselves to do this, though! Nasty, nasty business, I agree! But, I have lived a hard life and I can handle making difficult choices, so if you find this particularly abhorrent, please come talk to me! I will do my best to help! You have my word as a captain.

[sits back, steeples fingers.]

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well ya see, I need this lady named Ivy to be killed. I can't really do it myself...

[identity profile] beardonfire.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, a lady! You are quite the gentleman to have reservations, I see. But don't worry, I can take care of everything for you.

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? That's great...! Well... I guess. Not for her I suppose but...