beardonfire: (I shall engage in fisticuffs!)
2011-05-13 09:43 pm

1st voodoo curse

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[PHONE: It seems one of the darling little drone children at 2241 Stevens Rd left the phone off the hook, and you may find yourself awoken by the sound of a kitchen table flying across a room. Gee, I sure hope nobody got hurt!]

[ACTION: Later in the day, you might spot an extremely large man with a beard of absolutely epic proportions wandering through the town, looking bewildered and wearing his Mayfield-provided sweater vest backwards. Every now and then he stops to examine a mailbox, perplexed by the little red flag on the side.]